Preparing the Perfect Painting Panel

I started this video thinking that I was going to make a short tutorial on preparing a painting surface. What actually happened is a ridiculous spoof on a slightly crazy artist who hates sanding. I was the actor, playing "myself" and yet this is not a truthful telling. The character is a total fabrication. The fact is, I love sanding! I swear. As for hair dryers? Can't stand them!

Although all the info you need is in this video, it's not a clear tutorial. The process of preparing a board could fit into a 1 minute video. This is nearly 13. Come here for the fun, not the education. You're warned.